Cherry Blossom Race Report

Wombat got dropped quicker than ..........

.....a tea bag at a Starbucks conference on National octo-americano day

.....a clydesdale with a parachute malfunction

.....a 7 year-old's broccoli parfait at the entrance to the Wonka factory

.....a bride's panties on her wedding night.

.....Brads trousers on birthday-thong night.

.....a honey badger at the petting zoo.

.....a keg of IPA washed up on a desert island

.....dad bolting when baby delivers a small sewer plant into his diaper

.....a Tea Party convention attendee who off-handedly remarks "you know.....Obama might be onto something with this health-care reform business".


Please feel free to add your own - I can take it. No, really.